Gravity Falls Kink Meme Post #1

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Tentative rules of the meme, cribbed and modified from mcu-kink-meme:

- Generally speaking, let's keep it anonymous - you may deanon to link your fills, but otherwise, keep it anon.
- Post with a subject line indicating character or pairing and prompt content (eg. Character/Character; prompt keyword). Mark your fills.
- If you leave a prompt, try to fill a prompt! Fills can be fic, art, sock puppets, etc. Also, multiple fills are welcome and encouraged.
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- Crossovers are welcome.
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- Similarly, be respectful of everyone's kinks. Kinkshaming will not be tolerated.
- No embeds, prompt-hijacking, or negative comments. Mods retain the right to freeze or delete at will.

The most important thing, however, is to be good to each other, post kinky prompts, and write kinky fic!

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Dipper/Bill, statue kink

[(Anonymous)]

Dipper is frozen into a statue.

(Noncon/dubcon welcome but not necessary.)

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink

[(Anonymous)]

[Sorta gen-ish, Dipper is about 20 in this.]

"You." Dipper clenched his fists, partly to stop them from shaking.

"Who were you expecting, Drear Pooson?" Bill floated over by Dipper's face and gave his cheek a pinch. "Hey, how's my Pine Tree been doing?"

It took all of Dipper's willpower not to punch Bill. "Back off, man! You're supposed to be dead!"

"Well, I was." Bill floated away, his back facing Dipper. Suddenly, he inverted himself, his eye focused on Dipper. "Do you have any idea what it feels like, being a statue? Any idea at all?"

"Uh--"

"Oh, no, you don't, do you?" Bill grew very big and very red. "WELL! Let's just--fix that!" He snapped his fingers.

Dipper could hardly blink before his body lurched to a complete stop. It was a curious sensation, really; Dipper had no idea how much movement his body was making each moment until it was suddenly... gone. At the same time, he could sense the world outside of him moving at double speed, like a time-elapsed video. Dipper felt like he was going to hurl, but more emotionally than physically. The physical aspect just wasn't there anymore. He wondered, dimly, if this was his new life now, if he would just have to get used to this for the rest of eternity.

Suddenly, Bill snapped his fingers again, and Dipper was brought back to life. "Well? How you feeling, Pine Tree?"

Dipper swallowed, and blinked his apprehension away. "Never better!" It wasn't a total lie; there were worse fates, after all, especially once you threw Bill into the equation.

"Okay," said Bill. He floated around aimlessly, like the demonic triangle version of pacing. "Okay." Bill scratched under his hat, then threw his arms out wide. "WELP! Time for round two!" He snapped his fingers again.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink

[(Anonymous)]

Hah!! I love your Bill voice, and love the way you described the sensation of being a statue. Very dynamic and vivid, and I loved the way you ended it.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhh, shit. I love how ominous this is, and Dipper trying to save face despite that. Also, Bill doing this to get revenge...aahhh, so good.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink - Fill, part 2

[(Anonymous)]

If anything, becoming a statue was even weirder the second time. Everything that was disconcerting about the experience was thrown into deeper, sharper focus. A dull panic settled in Dipper, and for a second he wondered why he wasn't freaking out more. But it was easy to rationalize, once you thought about it: your emotions were dependent on your nervous system and other processes in your body, processes that required blood moving through the body, a luxury Dipper did not have at the moment. What Dipper was feeling now was, perhaps, the mental equivalent of muscle memory. He briefly wondered, and then immediately stopped wondering, if one day he would forget and stop feeling anything altogether if he stayed a statue long enough.

At least Bill was providing a distraction. He jumped around like a flea in a circus, sometimes close enough to touch Dipper, other times nearly out of sight, always too fast for Dipper to clearly see what he was doing. Finally, he stopped and snapped his fingers. "Done!"

Dipper blinked. He was, apparently, wearing a sombrero and a gold chain with "VAPE LIFE" on the pendant. "Aw, seriously?" He tore them off.

"What, don't like my style, Pine Tree?" asked Bill. "C'mon, don't tell me this is getting to you!"

"Ehhh," said Dipper. "Ehh. I've dealt with worse."

"Alright then," said Bill, bright and chipper. "Guess that means you're up for another round!"

"No, wai--!" But the words got caught in Dipper's throat. Bill had snapped his fingers again.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink - Fill, part 2

[(Anonymous)]

This is such a good mix of chilling and funny, I love it! I really liked this line, especially: He briefly wondered, and then immediately stopped wondering, if one day he would forget and stop feeling anything altogether if he stayed a statue long enough.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink - Fill, part 2

[(Anonymous)]

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Yesssss!! Defiant sarcastic Dipper is my favorite thing in the world. I laughed out loud at 'VAPE LIFE' and I absolutely loved Bill's approach to this particular kind of torture and to Dipper's lack of reactio. Seriously, you hit the best tone and I am enjoying it so much.

Re: Dipper/Bill, statue kink - Fill, part 2

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, this is unsettling and creepy, but also hilarious. Just how I like my Gravity Falls fanfic. Nice job!