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Gravity Falls Kink Meme Post #1
Tentative rules of the meme, cribbed and modified from mcu-kink-meme:
- Generally speaking, let's keep it anonymous - you may deanon to link your fills, but otherwise, keep it anon.
- Post with a subject line indicating character or pairing and prompt content (eg. Character/Character; prompt keyword). Mark your fills.
- If you leave a prompt, try to fill a prompt! Fills can be fic, art, sock puppets, etc. Also, multiple fills are welcome and encouraged.
- This kink meme is Choose Not to Warn. You're not required to warn for content or spoilers, but are encouraged to do so, especially for common squicks and triggers.
- Crossovers are welcome.
- Respect anons' squicks - for example, if someone asks for no noncon in their prompt, do not post a fill with noncon. Disrespecting this will result in your comment being deleted. This includes pairings.
- Similarly, be respectful of everyone's kinks. Kinkshaming will not be tolerated.
- No embeds, prompt-hijacking, or negative comments. Mods retain the right to freeze or delete at will.
The most important thing, however, is to be good to each other, post kinky prompts, and write kinky fic!
* Fills master post: https://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/1110.html
* Discussion post: https://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/1435.html
* Page a Mod: http://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/742.html
* AO3 collection: Kinky_Falls
* Anonymous AO3 collection: Kinky_FallsAnon
Want to be banned to ensure you don't accidentally anonfail? Leave a comment over here, and fear no more.
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Phew, I think that's all. Happy kinking!
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- Generally speaking, let's keep it anonymous - you may deanon to link your fills, but otherwise, keep it anon.
- Post with a subject line indicating character or pairing and prompt content (eg. Character/Character; prompt keyword). Mark your fills.
- If you leave a prompt, try to fill a prompt! Fills can be fic, art, sock puppets, etc. Also, multiple fills are welcome and encouraged.
- This kink meme is Choose Not to Warn. You're not required to warn for content or spoilers, but are encouraged to do so, especially for common squicks and triggers.
- Crossovers are welcome.
- Respect anons' squicks - for example, if someone asks for no noncon in their prompt, do not post a fill with noncon. Disrespecting this will result in your comment being deleted. This includes pairings.
- Similarly, be respectful of everyone's kinks. Kinkshaming will not be tolerated.
- No embeds, prompt-hijacking, or negative comments. Mods retain the right to freeze or delete at will.
The most important thing, however, is to be good to each other, post kinky prompts, and write kinky fic!
* Fills master post: https://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/1110.html
* Discussion post: https://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/1435.html
* Page a Mod: http://kinky-falls.dreamwidth.org/742.html
* AO3 collection: Kinky_Falls
* Anonymous AO3 collection: Kinky_FallsAnon
Want to be banned to ensure you don't accidentally anonfail? Leave a comment over here, and fear no more.
Important: Don't want to see certain kinks or pairings? Check out Dreamwidth Blocker! It's easy to install and use, and works on the same principle as Tumblr Savior or Xkit's blacklist. If you have any questions about installing or using it, head over to the mod post and I'll do what I can to help you out.
Phew, I think that's all. Happy kinking!
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[FILL: Part 6] Mabel/Dipper, vampire AU
(Anonymous) 2017-05-30 02:25 am (UTC)(link)Soos Ramirez was by no means rich; in fact, he could even be considered poor. But one thing he had always had an abundance of for as long as he could remember was family. Uncles, aunts, grandparents, and way too many cousins to count. They weren't what most people would call 'close' family, but they were family that cared. So many races and cultures all intermarried into a strange mix of awesome.
Somehow that only made the lack of 'close' family, parents and siblings, stand out even more.
Soos knew it wasn't his mom's fault that she died giving birth and he couldn't blame non-existent siblings for not existing, but what about his dad? Soos couldn't understand why his dad would leave such a wonderful family, and every time he saw cousin Reggie getting a wrestling lesson from his father, Soos got a little bit jealous.
But things started getting better after he met Mr. Pines.
It was about six months after Soos's dad left that Abuelita decided he had moped long enough. It was December and the Mystery Shack was having a special holiday theme for the entire month, and Abuelita took Soos to every tour despite the tight funds.
It was the most amazing gift Soos had ever gotten in his short life.
Soos could still remember how beautiful the Shack looked that day. There were Christmas decorations, Hanukkah decorations, decorations from other religions that Soos didn't recognize, and all kinds of sparkling things that made the Shack shine and glow like it was from another world.
The attractions were all winter themed as well. Yeti statues and 'abominable snowmen' (snowmen that were purposefully built badly)stood in the museum, beautiful ice sculptures were on sale in the gift shop, and there was even a spot outside sectioned off for people to play in the snow (for a fee, of course). But to Soos, the most amazing thing of all was Mr. Mystery himself.
He had appeared in front of the crowed in a burst of glittering smoke that immediately had the crowd enchanted. With the bright colors contrasting against the white of the snow, and both sparkling in the winter sun, it was like a brilliant decoration all on its own.
He was wearing thick winter clothing (for he'd turned all the heat off in the house so the attractions wouldn't melt - and probably to save money) that looked a bit strange combined with the fez that almost covered his slightly grey hair. But even with the thick, strange looking, clothing and the glitter that covered him once the smoke cleared, Mr. Mystery moved with such grace, skill, and confidence that he had a strong air of professionalism anyway.
As he led the group through the tour, he told them stories. He spoke with passion. He spoke with pride. He spoke with love. As though chasing after monsters was his deepest desire and nothing gave him greater joy than to be living that dream. And it made the group think. Maybe magic was real. Maybe the impossible could happen. Maybe, their dreams could come true as well.
Mr. Mystery made them believe, and for Soos, that was the greatest magic of all.
And Soos decided that he wanted to make people believe as well.
After that first day, Soos spent as much time as he could at the Mystery Shack, usually in the gift shop since entry was free. He dreamed that his dad would come back and Soos would take him to the Mystery Shack where he'd be so amazed that he'd never want to leave Gravity Falls again. And maybe he could get a job at the Mystery Shack and Soos could tag along every day. And then, when Soos became an adult his dad could retire and Soos could take his job. And Mr. Mystery would be so impressed with him that he'd train Soos to be the next Mr. Mystery. And then Soos could make people believe.
So Soos went to the Shack every day and dreamed. Because magic was real, and the impossible could happen, and his dreams could come true. And Soos believed.
As the years went by Reggie kept wrestling, Soos kept dreaming, and Mr. Mystery got greyer. And Soos's dad never came.
On his twelve birthday, when Soos realized his dad wasn't ever going to come, Soos finally started to doubt. Perhaps magic wasn't real after all.
When Soos heard an explosion later that evening, he first thought Abuelita was watching TV. Until he realized the noise had come from the backyard instead of the living room. Confused, he rushed out the door and stopped abruptly when he saw the blackened remains that was left of one of the trees.
As he looked around to try and find an explanation, he noticed the screwdriver on the ground. When he picked it up and saw the Mystery Shack logo he wasn't sure what to think. He didn't think Mr. Mystery would go around blowing up people's trees, and if he was hunting monsters he'd be more likely to be in the woods. And he probably wouldn't use a screwdriver for that.
There really wasn't any reason Soos could think of for how the screwdriver wound up in his yard, even if he ignored the tree thing. He finally decided that it didn't matter what happened and he would just return the tool to Mr. Mystery. The fact that he had an excuse to talk to his idol certainly played a role in this decision.
The last thing Soos expected that day was to get hired by Mr. Mystery, and suddenly, he knew he'd found his father. And he believed.
Abuelita was a devout catholic, though Soos couldn't remember her ever going to church, but she always read aloud from the Bible each evening.
"Why do I need to confess my sins to a man when God is all knowing?" she would say. "Why hear a man's opinions of what God said, when I can read God's words myself? It is a silly custom."
Soos's favorite part of the Bible was the one where it said that anyone you meet might secretly be an angel.
When Soos started work, he learned that My. Mystery was the one who founded the popular Lodge (though Soos still didn't quite know what it was). He learned that Mr. Mystery was taking care of the Corduroy kids since their mom died earlier that year and their dad was a wreck. He learned that Mr. Mystery would take boxes of food and blankets to the crazy man in the dump when he thought no one would notice. And the more Soos learned, the more firmly convinced he was that Mr. Mystery was an angel.
As more years passed, Mr. Mystery became Mr. Pines and the Corduroy kids became Soos's friends, though he secretly thought of them as his siblings. And when they moved back in with their dad Soos was sad because he missed them and Mr. Pines definitely missed them, but he was also glad because their dad wanted them. They promised to visit often and Soos decided they were more like cousins than siblings. And that was fine because Soos already had a lot of cousins.
The first time Mr. Pines saw Soos he had called him 'gumdrop' and Soos decided he liked that. It sounded like a nickname and gumdrops were soft and sweet, and Soos decided those were good things to be.
The next several days Soos worked at the Mystery Shack Mr. Pines called him Gumdrop, when he called him anything, until he realized that he didn't actually know Soos's name. After asking what it was he started using it, but he quickly picked up on the fact that Soos liked being called Gumdrop. So he started calling him that again and Soos liked it even better because now it was a nickname, and it was proof that Mr. Pines wanted Soos to be happy.
He liked it even more when Mr. Pines slipped and used the nickname around Soos's family.
It was Thanksgiving - just five months since Soos got his job - and he had actually managed to convince Mr. Pines to celebrate with him and his family. And as he watched Mr. Pines talking and laughing with his family and switching suddenly to spanish just as easily as the rest of them without even realizing it, Soos didn't think life could get any better. But then Mr. Pines just casually called Soos Gumdrop and kept on talking as if he had used his name. When he noticed everyone stop talking and stare at him he asked what had happened, and Abuelita explained what he'd said.
Mr. Pines face got as red as his fez and he started talking loudly and waving his arms wildly. Soos's family just gave each other knowing smiles before tackling Mr. Pines into a group hug, and Soos knew that they knew as well as he did that Mr. Pines was family. And when Mr. Pines finally got free from the hug and gave them all a shy smile, it was clear that he knew it too.
As Soos worked at the Shack longer, he realized that the attractions were all faked and Mr. Pines (probably) wasn't and angel, but that only made Soos admire him even more. Because when someone can take something normal and make it magical isn't that amazing? And isn't it amazing when someone is normal but is easily mistaken for an angel? And when someone that has lost all hope and is full of self-hate can make someone else believe in themselves, well isn't that the most magical thing of all?
(Soos wished he didn't think Mr. Pines hated himself, but there are only so many self-depreciating remarks someone can make and not mean it.)
Every time Mr. Pines did anything with the Ramirez and Corduroy families he was always so hesitant. Like he couldn't believe that they actually liked him and wanted to spend time with him. And Soos wondered if Mr. Pines family hadn't wanted him either.
Soos decided that the first person he taught to believe would be Mr. Pines.
And so throughout the ten years Soos worked at the Mystery Shack he tried his best to be a good son, even if Mr. Pines didn't see him that way.
And when Mr. Pines grand-niblings came to visit, Soos recognized the wary and hardened glint in their eyes from Mr. Pines. And Soos decided that he would also be the best cousin ever, and these children too would learn to believe.
Soos knew without a doubt that he would succeed and the Pines family would get their happily ever after. Because magic was real and the impossible could happen.
And he believed.
Dipper flopped face first onto his bed with a loud groan. In contrast, Mabel jumped onto her bed and started bouncing with an excited giggle. After several seconds, Dipper managed to turn his head enough to glare at her.
"How can you possibly be so happy?" Dipper asked.
Unfazed by Dipper's attitude, Mabel gave him a blinding grin. "Because, Sir Grumpy Pants," she said teasingly. "We've made pro-ogress!"
"Progress?" Dipper scoffed incredulously. "All we did was discover that even the so-called 'nonfiction' resources on vampires are wrong. We haven't made progress Mabel; we're right back at square one."
Mabel stopped bouncing and turned towards Dipper with her hands on her hips. "Don't be such a sourpuss," she chided. "We know more than we did when we started. And what would we do if we didn't have our own vampire test subject? Shove garlic in Stan's face and see what happens? If it didn't work and he is a vampire, all we would have done is make him suspicious."
"You dudes think Mr. Pines is a vampire?"
Dipper let out a high-pitched scream and fell off the bed. Two reactions he would vehemently deny when Mabel teased him about it later. But for now, all Mabel did was tense and whip her head around to find whoever had spoken.
Stan's handyman was leaning against the door frame and casually messing with the hinges like he hadn't just heard someone call his boss a literal monster.
"How long have you been there?" Mabel snapped at him.
"Oh, I was here before you dudes came in," Soos replied. "But what's this talk about suspecting Mr. Pines of vampirism and having a vampire 'test subject'? You two aren't keeping someone prisoner and experimenting on them are you? 'Cause you know, that's not cool dudes. Do I need to warn Mr. Pines and start a rescue mission?"
He was looking at her with such a serious and stern expression that Mabel almost physically recoiled from the sudden change.
"WHAT?!" She squawked. "We aren't... we don't... we're not trying to KILL Stan!" she finally spluttered. "We just... we just wanted..."
"Look, Zeus was it?" Dipper interrupted his sister. He stood up from the floor and dusted himself off, trying to look like he hadn't been startled and was totally in control.
"Nah, it's Soos dawg. You know, like Jesus, but without the 'hey'."
"Yeah, yeah, Soos," Dipper continued dismissively. "Are you saying you wouldn't care if Stan was a vampire?"
"Of course I wouldn't!" Soos said emphatically. "I would do anything for Mr. Pines! It doesn't matter what he is!"
"Right. And you don't think we're crazy? You actually believe us when we say Stan might be a vampire?"
"Oh yeah," Soos nodded. "I've suspected Mr. Pines isn't human for years, though I was thinking angel instead of vampire. But a vampire boss would be cool too dawg! So I don't think you're crazy. Well, heh, unless you're experimenting on someone," he amended. "Then I would call you crazy, but you know, not because of the vampire thing..."
Dipper suddenly started laughing and Soos stumbled back a step, gripping his screwdriver tightly.
"Soos," Dipper said fondly. Fondly! Even though he barely knew him, and Mabel gasped as she realized where Dipper was going with this.
"We're not trying to kill Stan and we don't have a prisoner," Dipper explained. "We... made a friend... that happens to be a vampire. And when we started wondering if Stan was a vampire they got excited at the idea of someone who could understand. We decided to catalog all the ways to check for vampirism, and our friend volunteered to test them." He gave Soos a small smile. "Maybe you could meet them if they can be convinced that you mean no harm."
"Well that's a relief," Soos visibly relaxed. "I'd hate to have to fight Mr. Pines family. But you wouldn't have been able to actually catalog anything, you know."
"What do you mean?"
Well how would you know if a reaction was from vampirism or something else?" Soos asked. "Someone might just have allergies to silver and garlic, and compelled counting might just be obsessive compulsive behavior."
"Soos, you are a genius," Mabel breathed in awe.
"Yeah," Dipper agreed. "I never thought about that." He suddenly pulled a notepad and pen out from somewhere under his bed. He grinned excitedly at Soos. "So tell me what it was that made you think Stan wasn't human. I want as many details as possible!"
"Well I first met Mr. Pines when I was four..." Soos started. As he told his story the twins kept interrupting with excited questions, and Soos noticed how they kept glancing at each other and couldn't stop grinning. He smiled as well.
Mission B was proceeding as planned.