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[FILL: Part 4] Mabel/Dipper, vampire AU

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I know it hasn't been a week since I added the last part, but since I was late in getting it out you get two parts this week! And bonus! This is the first section with Stan's pov!
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WARNING: Self harm. Nothing graphic, and not related to depression/suicide, but it's mentioned.

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To say Stan was suspicious when his nephew called him would be a huge understatement. The man barely even knew he existed, for crying out loud. Why would he want Stan, of all people, to watch his kids during the summer?

Stan had met his nephew a grand total of two times; once when the man himself was born, and once when his kids were born.

And what a mess that last time had been.

Shermie's wife had passed away a few years prior and he had been completely inconsolable. They had been childhood sweethearts; together until her death.

When Shermie's daughter in-law became pregnant, her husband had hoped that expecting a grandchild would be able to pull his father out of the funk he had fallen into, and it had. It had given Shermie a new purpose in life. But it had also made him nervous as hell.

Nervous as heck. Nervous as heck. If Stan was going to take care of two young kids for the summer, then he needed to start thinking kid friendly so he didn't slip up.

As soon as Shermie heard of his daughter in-law's pregnancy he had called 'Stanford' and begged him to come to the birth. He knew the happy couple would be completely absorbed in each other and he didn't think he could handle it alone.

Unable to endure the thought of his big brother being such a wreck, Stan had agreed.

Stan knew that he would be expected to do more than awkwardly pat Shermie's back and leave after a few comforting words, like he had for 'Stanley's' funeral. And that Shermie wouldn't be as distracted as he was for his own son's birth. So that meant Stan wouldn't be able to get away with stuffing the extra finger in Ford's gloves with cotton this time.

So with seven month's to spare, Stan took a razor to the outer edge of his palms and made up a sappy story about getting his sixth fingers surgically removed because Stanley was the only one who liked them and Stanford felt guilty about his death.

Maybe he should have expected Shermie would try to readmit him into psychiatric care.

But at least Shermie wasn't a nervous wreck anymore, right? And Stan got some interesting scars and stories out of it; telling strangers that you cut off your own fingers made them think you were a real bada-

Tough guy. It made them think you were real tough.

Stan really had a lot of work to do. Maybe he should make a list of acceptable alternatives to swears.

In the end, although Grandfather Shermie had a bigger role in life than Big Brother Shermie, he still made sure to call Stan several times a year; on all the holidays, everyone's birthdays, and sometimes just because.

Stan appreciated it. He really did. But he still didn't make any efforts to connect with the rest of the family. Pretending to be Ford that often would drive him insane for real.

So even without hearing his nephew's nervous laughter and occasional stutter, Stan knew something strange was going on when he called out of the blue and asked Stan to take care of his kids during the summer.

But to tell the truth, with Soos reaching adulthood and Wendy in a rebellious-teenager phase, Stan was getting a bit lonely. And besides, if Stan had practically raised five kids without any of them discovering his secrets then there was nothing to fear from two more visiting him for a few months.

Shermie was ecstatic when Stan told him. But he also didn't know anything about Soos, the Corduroy kids, or Stan's involvement with the town; so he thought this was Stan's first contact with humans outside of business in thirty years.

Well it wasn't quite as bad as Shermie thought, but yeah; Stan was getting lonely. So if he was looking forward to the kids' arrival, well no one had to know about it.

And if he spent extra time cleaning (or making Soos clean, at least) it was only natural to try to impress the guests so they didn't call social services or whatever. Buying high quality, hand made, bedding and carefully smoothing out all the creases had the exact same reason.

And if he left his old collection of the Sibling Brothers books on Dipper's nightstand, it was because he had been taking a break from prepping the room and just forgot about them in his old age.

The caticorn plushie on Mabel's bed was an overstocked toy from the gift shop, not something he had sewn specifically for her.

Even if it was the only caticorn plushie in existence.

The art supplies under her bed were surplus from all the crazy things he made for the Shack, and were only unopened due to chance.

And the only reason he knew what the kids liked was because their dad wouldn't shut up about them; not because Stan had asked him a million questions.

Cancelling his tours for the day the kids were expected to arrive was simply for convenience sake, as was calling his favorite bus driver and asking him to pick up the kids on his day off.

Pacing nervously in front of his door and occasionally peeking out the window like a child looking for Santa Claus was brought on by his love of mischief and showing off. He couldn't wait to see the kids' frightened faces when he appeared right in front of them and scared the crap out of them.

Okay. Stan couldn't even convince himself of that last one. No wonder Ford had expected him to do whatever he said without question; Stan put way too much effort into a family that didn't want him.

When the kids finally arrived Stan spun around with a giddy grin before using his 'special trick' to suddenly pop right in front of them. He performed his grandest introduction yet and smiled wide as he waited for the kids' response. But when Dipper tensed and Mabel just stared at Stan for several seconds his smile faltered.

Maybe the special trick had been too much after all. The crowds always ate it up, but then again they were expecting that kind of stuff. The kids probably weren't.

Before Stan could say anything less showy, Mabel suddenly smiled wide and looked at Dipper before turning back towards Stan. She started waving her arms around and squealing while Dipper gave Stan a small smile.

Stan blinked. Okaaay... Maybe the kids just had really delayed reaction times.

"Hi Grunkle Stan!! It's so nice to meet you! I'm Mabel and this is Dipper and we're twelve year old twins and thisplaceissocool and this summer isgoingtobesoawsome and it's NICE TO MEET YOU!!!"

Stan stumbled slightly as Mabel suddenly launched herself at him. He awkwardly returned her hug as he mentally reassessed the situation. He couldn't understand why a young child would be so excited to spend time with a strange adult she just met, but the strange way the kids reacted to his introduction combined with the way their father acted on the phone was causing Stan to suspect something he didn't like.

He smiled ruefully and squeezed Mabel a bit tighter. It seemed he wasn't the only one that was desperate for family.

Re: [FILL: Part 4] Mabel/Dipper, vampire AU

[(Anonymous)]

I'M SCREAMING, this is great! Stan going that extra mile for them before he's even met them, I love it.